I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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