and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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