i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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