giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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