My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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