Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize