Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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