He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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