your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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