maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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