Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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