Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Randomize
