my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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