It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
vagina is talking i cant
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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