i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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