Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Bring me that man meat
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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