You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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