Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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