I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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