so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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