My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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