Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize