Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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