Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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