i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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