He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
