That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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