There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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