i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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