how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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