I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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