how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We talked him into tasing himself.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
