Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize