if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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