I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
