we made out on top of his cat.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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