i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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