I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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