yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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