Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
