with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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