sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
