You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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