His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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