Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you mean i was at the winter classic?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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