didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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