Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
