but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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