We got so high we made milksteak
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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