Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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