I'm really into asian looking animals
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
