I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My feet surprised me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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