you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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