I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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