At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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