Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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