She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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